Gavin writes

> Chris posts:
>  > The Seattle area Hewlett Packard Northwest Regional Users Group (NOWRUG)
>  > is looking for speakers for their annual conference[...]
>
>  >The theme of the conference is "The  Wonderful Wizard of Web".
>
>  Does this mean you will be covering the Internet in toto?

Speaking of "in toto", Earth's largest bookstore, www.amazon.com, was kind
enough to send us a week or so ago a few mousepads (micepad?) featuring the
immortal words of Grouch Marx:

     "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
      Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

That's the quote, in toto.

Wirt