While we're off the subject, a little late evening humor from a
friend...
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A guy is walking along a path and he hears a voice. The voice says,
"Over here!". He looks down and sees a frog looking up at him. The
frog continues, "Help me! I'm really a princess, if you kiss me this
spell will be broken and I can become a princess once again!" The guy
picks her up, smiles and puts her in his pocket. He walks on.
After a while, the frog speaks up and says,"Look, if you kiss me and
change me back I'll stay with you for a couple of weeks, maybe we can
be friends.". The guy takes her out of his pocket, smiles at her and
puts her back again.
A little bit later the frog speaks up and says,"Ok, how about this...
If you kiss me and change me back, I'll, um.... Stay with you for a
couple of weeks and I'll, umm... do whatever you want....(wink)" The
guy stops, takes her out of his pocket, smiles at her, then puts her
back.
A short time later she says, "Look, what do I have to do to get you to
turn me back into a princess?"
The guys walking, takes her out of his shirt pocket and smiles at her.
He replies,"Listen lady, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time
to bother with friends or sex.... but a talking frog??? THAT'S COOL!"
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Joe Howell, HIS COmpany 904-678-3238
PO Box 73 904-678-7378
Valparaiso ("The Valley Of Paradise"), Florida, USA 32580
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