At 06:16 PM 9/11/1996 GMT, we all read:
>Permanent Employment Opportunity Announcement
>
>   Programmer/Analysts (2)
>
>     Requirements:
>
>1. base of HP3000 experience to include:
>2. COBOL & IMAGE.
>3. aptitude for large company, hands-off type environment.
>4. occasional, limited international travel.
>5. sharp, energetic personality with good interpersonal skills.
>
>     Comment:
>
>\\**   Large, very progressive company willing to cross-train!  **//
>\\**   Opportunity to see international sites at company expense! **//
>
>     Location:
>
>Suburban locale in souteastern PA offering the opportunity to pick
>from a broad range of lifestyles (i.e. suburban, urban or rural)!
>
>Even if you are not interested or qualified, please call ASAP with any
>referrals. This is an immediate and urgent need for a valued client and
>therefore, we are offering a $1000.00 finders fee to anyone who leads us
>to a candidate who is hired for this position.
 
 
The pot seems to be getting sweeter over the 10 months or so this 'immediate
need' position or positions have been available. Makes you wonder what is
wrong with the position?
 
Hmmmm