Wirt, in high form:
 
>Juan der Fullie
>"How are things going?"
 
>Chief Legal Counsel:
>Justin Case
 
>Chief of Protocol:
>Natalie Drest
 
>Director of Scheduling:
>Justin Thyme
 
>Director of Human Resources,
>Miss Bea Haven
 
>Director of Future Technologies:
>Holly Grale
 
From only one perspective can I find fault with Wirt's
corporate expansion:  When reading a Wirt-gram,
you usually have to get quite a ways into it before
you have any chance of figuring out whether or not
he's kidding.....  Actually, sometimes I can get all
the way to the end and *still* not be sure.......
 
I give myself pretty good marks on this one.....    ;-)
I give Natalie Drest the nod as "best" new employee...
 
:-)  ,
Ken Sletten