Recently seen in Dr. Dale Rollins' newsletter "On the Wild Side":
You might be a high-tech redneck if
1. your email address ends in over.yonder.com
2. your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson"
3. you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular
phone
4. you've ever used a CD as a coaster to set your beer on