Hi,
   um... you forgot "used a floppy disc as a coaster for your moonshine"
 
   BTW this was a "avante garde" thing here in Portland a few years back ...
 
   Floppy coasters!!! they work great :)
 
Art
 
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On Thu, 16 May 1996, Paul Edwards wrote:
 
> Recently seen in Dr. Dale Rollins' newsletter "On the Wild Side":
>   You might be a high-tech redneck if
>     1. your email address ends in over.yonder.com
>     2. your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson"
>     3. you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular
> phone
>     4. you've ever used a CD as a coaster to set your beer on
>