> -------------------------
> Calling the Police
> -------------------------
>
> George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed, when his

> wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which 
> she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to 
> go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed
stealing things.
>
> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" 
> He said "No." 
> Then they said "All patrols were busy. You should lock your doors and 
> an officer will be along when one is available." George said, "Okay". 
> He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
>
> Then he phoned the police again.
> "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were 
> people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry 
> about them now because I just shot them" and hung up.
>
> Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two 
> Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
> residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
>
> One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you shot
them!"
>
> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
>
> (a True Story)
>
> I love it!!! Don't mess with old people
>
 



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