Bank of America has said, "what the hell, just call us congress"...
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From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Jim Alexander
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Also heard from was Kabui Bank who was putting on a brave face in the midst of the misfortunes.
Meanwhile Katana Bank was expecting drastic cuts to expenses to shore up the bottom line.
Ginsu Bank was quoted as saying they would be strong enough to cut through all of the troubles and remain sharpest of all.
Kyoto Bank expected to be weathering the storm because of it's strong protocols against bad investments.
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Jim Alexander Longs Drug Stores
Sr. Systems Programmer 925-210-6901
The opinions expressed are Mine and not Longs Drugs
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From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Bruce Collins
Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 8:18 AM
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In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank fell on its sword, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
Bruce
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