Did you hear about the man who ran through the screen door?
He suffered a severe strain.
Did you hear about the kidnapping in Portland?
The kid finally woke up.
Did you hear about the man who ran over himself?
He couldn't get any one to run to the store for him, so he ran over himself.
Ha!
Craig Lalley wrote:
> Did you hear about two peanuts on a train?
> One was a-salted.
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