2 statues, one of a nude man, and the other a nude woman were placed
facing each other in some European square long ago. 

 

They had been that way for centuries - unable to move, but then one day,
God decided to breathe life into the statues for just a few short hours,
and told them they could do as they pleased, but just for a short time.

 

The two statues immediately jumped from their perches, hand-in-hand, and
ran off to the woods.  They were gone for a long time, and when they got
back, they were exhausted, and sweaty.

 

After a period of rest, the male statue asked the female statue if she
wanted to do it again, and she quickly replied "Yes, but this time, you
hold the pigeons down, and I'll crap on them".

 

 

 

8-)

 

 

 

 Raymond Shahan


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