I heard a good one over the weekend.  You can reverse the gender if necessary.

The Reverend was at Bert and Marie's 60th wedding anniversary party, 
marveling at how a couple could stay married for 60 years.  Bert said that 
one of the keys  was that on their silver anniversary, he took Marie to the 
Orient.  "My my, that must have been transformational" said the good 
Reverend.  "And what did you do for your golden anniversary?".

"I went back and picked her up", said Bert!

John Lee






At 09:12 AM 7/22/08 -0500, Ray Shahan wrote:
>A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
>
>He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
>
>After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
>
>'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
>
>The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
>voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I
>think it is only fair given that you are blind that you should know five
>things:
>
>1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
>
>2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
>
>3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in
>karate.
>
>4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
>weightlifter.
>
>5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
>
>Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
>joke?'
>
>The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
>'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
>
>
>
>
>
>Raymond Shahan
>
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