That reminds me, a couple of decades ago...

Me: "type showjob"
User: "OK, nothing happened"
Me: "type S H O W J O B"
User: "nothing happened"
Me: "type S H O W J O B then hit return"
User: "you never said hit return"

-Craig



--- On Tue, 6/17/08, Paul Edwards <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> From: Paul Edwards <[log in to unmask]>
> Subject: OT: Tuesday Humor
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Date: Tuesday, June 17, 2008, 1:06 PM
> Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the
> desktop."
> Customer: "Ok."
> Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
> Customer: "No."
> Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a
> pop-up menu?"
> Customer: "No."
> Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have
> done up until this
> point?"
> Customer: "Sure, you told me to write ´click´ and I
> wrote ´click´."
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