I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... 


A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at 
him.  She says hello. 

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. 

So he says, "Do you know me?" 

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." 




Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful 
to his wife in the 12 years they have been married, and says, "My 
Goodness, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to? 

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She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

 

 

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