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On Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:15:55 -0500, Ray Shahan <[log in to unmask]> 
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>Thee Old Jewish Man
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>In Jerusalem , a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man
>who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday,
>for a long, long time. So she went to the Wailing Wall to check it out,
>and there he was.
>
>She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to
>leave, she approached him for an interview.
>
>"I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the
>Wall and praying?"
>
>"For about 60 years."
>
>"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
>
>"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray
>for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in
>safety and friendship."
>
>"Sir, how do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
>
>"Like I'm talking to a freakin' wall."
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