George Bush has a heart attack and dies. 

He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the Devil.  

"You're on my list but I have no room for you, but YOU DEFINITELY 
have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 
three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of 
them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves. But your choice will be final."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. 

The Devil opened the first room.   

In it was Ted Kennedy and a  large pool of water. He kept 
resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such was his 
fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and 
don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room.  

In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. 
All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time, and 
more rocks appeared.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant 
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The devil opened a third door.  

In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his 
arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. 
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally 
said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said... "Monica, you're free to go!"

 

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