Quoting Larry Barnes <[log in to unmask]>:

> How innocent are we?
>
> Questions given to a First Grader for advancement to the third grade.
>
> Ms. Brooks (his teacher is asking the questions to the student in the
> principals' office)
> Harry is the name of the first grader.
>
> Ms. Brooks: "What does a cow have for[sic] of that I only have two of?"
> Harry:  ____________
legs
>
> Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
> Harry:  ____________
pockets
>
> Ms. Brooks: "What does a do that a man steps into?"
> Harry:  ____________
(does not compute, creature not defined)
>
> Ms. Brooks: "What starts with a "C", ends with "T", is hairy, ova,
> delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
> Harry:  ____________
coconut (spelling?)
>
> Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
> Harry:  ____________
bubble gum
>
> Above are the questions, fill in the blanks.  I will send the story on
> Friday with Harry's answers.

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