A successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office,ready
to show it off to his colleagues.  As he got out, a truck came along too
close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and
pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing.  But, before the cop had a
chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about
how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop
tried to make it new again.


After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in
disgust and disbelief.  "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are,"
he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most
important things in life."


"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.


The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It
got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"


"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.


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