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Mon, 7 Nov 2005 11:18:58 -0500
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Since Friday had some bad puns I thought I'd add another:
(French option added in the Subject line.)

FW: Stolen Artwork...
 
Did you hear about the guy in Paris who almost got away with stealing
several paintings from the Louvre?  After planning the crime, getting in
and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his SUV
ran out of gas.
 
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such  an
obvious error, he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to
make de Van Gogh."
 
And you thought I lacked De Gaulle to send you a story like  this.

Tracy Johnson
Measurement Specialties, Inc. 

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