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Re: RE : [HP3000-L] OT: Careful the clothes in your closet!
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Hi Neil :)
   Um.. no... that black hole is located down near the washing machine's
transmission.... it also can effect said transmission and cause it to loose
parts/"thingies" causing the failure of the washing mashine...

Art "Couldn't resist... " Bahrs
P.S. just "fixed" the washing machine by moving it forward 2 feet...
running a load of wash ... moving it back 2 feet... so the black hole is
definitely locatecd in very close proximity of the transmission :) hehehe

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At 11:41 AM 10/7/2005, Jeff Kell wrote:

>Actually, this is an effect of the tiny black hole that exists in the back

>of the typical closet.  The space/time dilation that occurs in the
>direction of the event horizon causes the clothing to appear to shrink in
>width and girth.

This is confusing. I thought the tiny black hole in the closet was where
all the single socks get sucked into.

Neil



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