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Fri, 7 Oct 2005 11:41:14 -0400
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Christian Lheureux wrote:
> To the best of my current knowledge, it is not isolated, but rather a
> worldwide phenomenon. It also affects French suits. I'm in the same
> situation of having to take old suits from the closet to wear for job
> interviews and, sure enough, mine have also shrunken by 1 or 2 sizes. 

Actually, this is an effect of the tiny black hole that exists in the back of the typical closet.  The space/time dilation that occurs in the direction of the event horizon causes the clothing to appear to shrink in width and girth.

Jeff

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