On Mon, 23 May 2005 Don Ward <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

<snip of the kiwi shears>
>The dive master didn't care about us except that he wanted us back
>on the boat in 45 minutes.  70 minutes later when we arrived at the
>boat the DM wasn't happy.  The other members of the party didn't
>seem to care as they snorkeled and played in the water.
>
>Most of us ignored the DM, so he focused his anger on Kuty. :)

Silly DM :-))

>Although Kuty doesn't like to boast, he's former Mossad.  Needless to
>say, a near tragedy was barely averted when I informed our little group,
>in no uncertain terms, that I did not intend to spend the first evening
>of my vacation disposing of a body!

Oh, you're no fun ;-)  There would been NO body due to it being such a
covert operation. Ok, too far fetched. Well, how about the standard - the
shark got him. Nah, sharks get the bad press too much these days :-(
Ah, I have it ... a perfectly legit scenario - the DM got caught in a
downcurrent and our 'man from J' valiantly tried to rescue him to no avail.
No body, no evidence, right.
Viv, who has been tempted by the dark side