WARNING:  The following letters to God may exceed your tolerance for cute
things kids say.  But those of you with high tolerance levels for this sort
of thing should enjoy this.  Happy New Year!


>>> > >>> >>> 1. Dear God,    Please put another holiday between
>>> > >>> >>> Christmas and
>>> > >>> >>>    Easter.There is nothing good in there now. Amanda
>>> > >>> >>> **************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 2. Dear God,    Thank you for the baby brother but
>>> > >>> >>> what I asked for was a
>>> > >>> >>>     puppy. I never asked for anything before.  You
>>> > >>> >>> can look it up.    Joyce
>>> > >>> >>> **************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 3. Dear Mr. God,    I wish you would not make it so
>>> > >>> >>> easy for people to come
>>> > >>> >>>     apart.  I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
>>> > >>> >>> Janet
>>> > >>> >>> **************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 4. Dear God,    If we come back as somebody else,
>>> > >>> >>> please don't let me be
>>> > >>> >>>    Jennifer Horton -because I hate her.   Denise
>>> > >>> >>> **************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 6. God,    I read the bible. What does begat mean?
>>> > >>> >>> Nobody will tell me.
>>> > >>> >>>     Love, Alison
>>> > >>> >>> **************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 7. Dear God,    How did you know you were God?  Who
>>> > >>> >>> told you?    Charlene
>>> > >>> >>> **************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 8. Dear God,    Is it true my father won't get in
>>> > >>> >>> Heaven if he uses his golf
>>> > >>> >>>     words in the house?    Anita
>>> > >>> >>> **************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 9. Dear God,    I bet it's very hard for you to love
>>> > >>> >>> all of everybody in the
>>> > >>> >>>     whole world.  There are only 4 people in our
>>> > >>> >>> family and I can never do
>>> > >>> >>> it.
>>> > >>> >>>     Nan
>>> > >>> >>> *************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 10. Dear God,    Did you really mean, Do Unto Others
>>> > >>> >>> As They Do Unto You?  If
>>> > >>> >>>       you did then, I'm going to get even with my
>>> > >>> >>> brother.    Darla
>>> > >>> >>> **************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 11. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best
>>> > >>> >>> of all of them.  You
>>> > >>> >>>      really made up some good ones. I like walking
>>> > >>> >>> on water, too.    Glenn
>>> > >>> >>> **************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 12. Dear God,    My Grandpa says you were around
>>> > >>> >>> when he was a little boy.
>>> > >>> >>>       How far back do you go?    Love, Dennis
>>> > >>> >>> *************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 13. Dear God,    Do you draw the lines around the
>>> > >>> >>> countries?  If you don't,
>>> > >>> >>>       who does?    Nan
>>> > >>> >>> *************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 14. Dear God,    It's O. K. that you made different
>>> > >>> >>> religions but don't you
>>> > >>> >>>       get mixed up sometimes?    Arnold
>>> > >>> >>> *************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 15. Dear God,    Did you mean for giraffes to look
>>> > >>> >>> like that or was it an
>>> > >>> >>>       accident?    Norma
>>> > >>> >>> *************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 16. Dear God,    In bible times, did they really
>>> > >>> >>> talk that fancy?   Jennifer
>>> > >>> >>> *************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 17. Dear God,    What does it mean you are a jealous
>>> > >>> >>> God?  I thought you had
>>> > >>> >>>       everything you wanted.    Jane
>>> > >>> >>> *************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 18. Dear God,    How come you did all those miracles
>>> > >>> >>> in the old days and
>>> > >>> >>>       don't do any now?    Billy
>>> > >>> >>> *************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 19. Dear God,    Please send Dennis Clark to a
>>> > >>> >>> different summer camp this
>>> > >>> >>>       year.    Peter
>>> > >>> >>> *************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 20. Dear God,    Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill
>>> > >>> >>> each other so much if
>>> > >>> >>>       they each had their own rooms. It works out OK
>>> > >>> >>> with me and my brother.
>>> > >>> >>> Larry
>>> > >>> >>> ************************************!
>>> > >>> >>> 21. Dear God,    I keep waiting for spring, but it
>>> > >>> >>> never did come yet.
>>> > >>> >>> What's
>>> > >>> >>>       up?   Don't forget.    Mark
>>> > >>> >>> ************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 22. Dear God,You don't have to worry about me.  I
>>> > >>> >>> always look both ways
>>> > >>> >>>       before I cross the street.    Dean
>>> > >>> >>> ************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 24. Dear God,    If you watch in Church on Sunday I
>>> > >>> >>> will show you my new
>>> > >>> >>>       shoes.  Barbara
>>> > >>> >>> ************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 25. Dear God,    Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours,
>>> > >>> >>> or do you just know him
>>> > >>> >>>       through the business?    Donny
>>> > >>> >>> ************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 26. Dear God,    In Sunday School they told us what
>>> > >>> >>> you do for a job.  Who
>>> > >>> >>>       does it when you are on vacation?    Jane
>>> > >>> >>> ************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 27. Dear God,    In school we read that Thomas
>>> > >>> >>> Edison made light, but in
>>> > >>> >>>      Sunday School they said you did it first. Did
>>> > >>> >>> he steal your idea?
>>> > >>> >>> Sincerely,
>>> > >>> >>>       Donna
>>> > >>> >>> ************************************
>>> > >>> >>> 28. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a
>>> > >>> >>> better God than you.Well, I
>>> > >>> >>>       just want you to know that.  I am not just
>>> > >>> >>> saying that because you are
>>> > >>> >>>       already God.    Charles
>>> > >>> >>> ***********************************
>>> > >>> >>> 29. Dear God,  It is great the way you always get
>>> > >>> >>> the stars in the right
>>> > >>> >>>       place. Why can't you do that with the moon?
>>> > >>> >>> Jeff
>>> > >>> >>> ***********************************
>>> > >>> >>> 30. Dear God,  I am doing the best I can. Really.
>>> > >>> >>> Frank
>>> > >>> >>> ***********************************
>>> > >>> >>> 31. Dear God,    I didn't think orange went with
>>> > >>> >>> purple until I saw the
>>> > >>> >>>       sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was
>>> > >>> >>> really cool.    Carol
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