Two lions escaped from the zoo.  They decided to split up to increase their
chances but agree to meet after 2 months. When they finally met, one was
skin and bones while the other was quite well fed--overweight even. The thin
one said: "How did you manage? I ate one pizza delivery guy and they sent
out a small army to chase me - guns, nets, it was terrible. Since then I've
been eating mice and bugs; sometimes grass"

The fat one replied: "Well, *I* hid in an office park near the zoo and ate a
programmer a day. Nobody even noticed."

"OH! So THAT'S it! Nice badge collection, by the way.", the skinny one said,
noticing several dozen plastic rectangles adorning the fat lion's mane.

"Thanks. I got HP, Nortel, and EDS." the fat lion said, naming the some of
his prizes, "Let's do lunch and get some more."


Scott Gates
Programmer/Analyst
Information Services
Our Lady of Bellefonte Hospital
P.O. Box 789
Ashland, Kentucky 41105-0789
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