In many cases dogs are more accommodating - but not in the way that counts.
Besides, they shed.

John K. Luedeman
Professor Emeritus of Mathematical Sciences and Mathematics Education
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From: SCUBA or ELSE! Diver's forum [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf
Of Reef Fish
Sent: Friday, February 27, 2004 5:01 PM
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Subject: [SCUBA-SE] Can I Marry My Dog?

This list has been rather quiet lately.

I ran across this post, which I thought was thought-provoking, in
an unlikely newsgroup, rec.travel.air.  @-)

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Now that homos can marry each other and marriage no longer means union
between a man and a woman I was thinking, I really love my dog, he
loves me, we've been together for 5 years (long term commited
relationship) and we plan on spending the rest of our lives together.
Can I marry my dog?

Also, my neighbor has a Burmese python that he feels the same way
about.  Can they get married?
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The new possibilities seem endless.  Wotdayya fink?

-- Bob.