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Re: OT Superbowl Halftime
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Andy M Johnson <[log in to unmask]>
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SCUBA or ELSE! Diver's forum <[log in to unmask]>
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Thu, 12 Feb 2004 08:56:54 +0000
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>> >management functions - Dilbert
>> Ah, the wise old Dilbert; sage advice but he neglected to
>> mention where one could buy a retarded Chimp !!
>>
>You dont have to buy one.  Chances are that you WORK for one.
Well the idea was that I'd simply walk in one day with the chimp & lock my
manager in a cupboard. The resulting improvement in performance of the
department  would be dramatic, coupled with a significant increase in
morale, so no-one would notice all the extra days I'd take off every time I
gave my new manager a banananana !
Cheers.....

Andy Johnson
Senior Product Support Specialist
UK Hardware Front Office
MGA-19 Meudon House
Farnborough
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