-47 F this morning in Cook, MN.

>
>Not far from the truth..........
>
>Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart
>
>    At 70 degrees:
>    Texans turn on heat and unpack thermal underwear.
>    Minnesotans tube down the Mississippi River.
>
>    At 60 degrees:
>    North Carolinians try to turn on the heat
>    full-blast.
>    Minnesotans plant gardens.
>
>    At 50 degrees:
>    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
>    Minnesotans sit out in the sun.
>
>    At 32 degrees:
>    Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and
>    wooly hats.
>    Minnesotans throw on flannel shirts and have the last
>    cookout.
>
>    At 10 degrees:
>    People in Miami all die.
>    Minnesotans lick the runners on their sleds or any
>    nearby flagpole.
>
>    At zero:
>    Californians fly away to Mexico.
>    Minnesotans get out their winter coats.
>
>    At 10 below zero:
>    Hollywood disintegrates.
>    Minnesota Girl Scouts are selling cookies door-to-door.
>    Minnesota Boy Scouts postpone Winter Survival classes
>    until it gets cold enough.
>
>    At 40 below zero:
>    Mount Saint Helens freezes.
>    Minnesotans rent some movies.
>
>    At 100 below zero:
>    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
>    Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't thaw the
>    keg.
>
>    At 200 below zero:
>    Microbial life no longer survives in dairy
>    products.
>    Minnesota cows complain about farmers with cold hands.
>
>    At 460 degrees below, absolute zero on Kelvin scale:
>
>    All atomic motion stops.
>    Minnesotans say, "Brr! Winter's almost here."
>
>    At 500 degrees below zero:
>    Hell freezes over.
>    The Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl game.
>
>

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