David Strike wrote:

> In fact, some years ago, I was almost talked into investing in a
> diving resort/lodge in the South Pacific.  It sounded perfect, until
> Sybil - I mean Sylvia - pointed out that I'd make Basil Fawlty look
> like a saint by comparison!!!  :-)

I see you more as The Major (or Colonel, I forget ?)

:-)

Bjorn