At 12:16 AM 1/22/2004 -0500, the Feesh wrote:
>The State of Tennessee, after years of wasting tax-payers' money of
>its residents by legislating against the Lottery, finally yielded to
>the inevitable.  Lottery tickies were on sale at 12:01 am yesterday.
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>One way to "Fa Cai" is is to buy a winning lorrery ticket!
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>Who, me?  Haven't bought one yet

Cause you're too smart.  Unfortunately, most of the state is already
dreaming about how they'll spend the million they're certain to win.  In
the first day, the citizens of Tennessee threw away $10 million and that's
with a generous consideration of some meager winnings of the few lucky
winners.  That's a lot of air fills.
-Mark B.