Two guys walk in to a bar, the third one ducked..

only quick bar one I could think of...

-G
--- Tom Brandt <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> And at the bar across the street a grasshopper walks in, sits
> down, and the
> bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!". And
> the
> grasshopper says "You have a drink named Dave?"
>
> At 09:01 AM 12/4/2003, Joseph Dolliver wrote:
> >And in the next bar down the street a piece of rope walks
> into a bar and
> >asks for a beer,
> >the bartender says we do not serve rope here. The rope walks
> out and
> >unravels his top and makes a bow and walks back in and the
> bartender says, I
> >thought I told you we do not serve beer to rope, and the rope
> replies, I'm
> >afraid knot.
> >
> >-----Original Message-----
> >From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion
> [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On
> >Behalf Of Mark Wonsil
> >Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2003 12:49 AM
> >To: [log in to unmask]
> >Subject: [HP3000-L] OT: Thursday Humo(u)r
> >
> >
> >Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
> electron."
> >
> >The other says, "Are you sure?"
> >
> >The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
>
> --
> Tom Brandt
> Northtech Systems, Inc.
> 130 S. 1st Street, Suite 220
> Ann Arbor, MI 48104-1343
> http://www.northtech.com/

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