Russ Smith wrote:
> I can't pass up the opportunity: bar jokes, religion and the great
> minds of 3000L, all on the same day.  I've been trying to come up
> with a punchline for this joke for years, to the point I've
> considered putting a form up on one of my sites just to see if the
> world can help.  Bad puns (yeah, redundant) would work.  Anywho...
>
> "God walks into a bar with Jesus under one arm and Joey Buttofucco
> under the other."

>
> He throws Joey down on the bar and says....
>

Dad!  This is NOT how they stone people today...

or

>
> - The bartender looks up and says....
>

No Joey, God is right, Jesus didn't call us to be Amy Fishers of Men...

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