Things to ponder!

** Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings,
   they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

** If you can stay calm, while all around you is
   chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood
   the seriousness of the situation.

** Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.
   Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

** Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
   engines.

** Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural
   Stupidity

** A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably
   has a scapegoat.

** If at first you don't succeed, try management.

** Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid
   altogether.

** TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame
   yourself.

** The beatings will continue until morale improves.

** Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in
   large groups.

** We waste time, so you don't have to.

** Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

** Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an
   incompetent slacker.

** A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock
   at all.

** When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee
   break.

** INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

** Succeed in spite of management.

** Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment



Larry A. Barnes
Systems Administrator - HP3000
Coldwater Creek

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit
there." - Will Rogers

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