Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher  asked the
children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman,  salesman,
etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes  off all his
clothes in front of other men.  Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll
go out to the  alley and have sex with them."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly  set the
other children to work on some colouring, and took  little Johnny
aside to ask him,  "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "he plays for the Leafs but I  was too embarrassed to say
so".



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