Enjoy.

> It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add
> one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an
> additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
>
> My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now
> she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
>
> The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear
> heavy breathing again.
>
> I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost
> a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
>
> I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out
> what I'm doing.
>
> I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
> me.
>
> I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
>
> The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
>
> If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
> country.
>
> I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

FW

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