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Ray Shahan

"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans", John Lennon

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> From: Tracy Pierce [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Wednesday, March 12, 2003 9:24 AM
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> Subject:      OT:France Announces Troop Deployment
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> France Announces Troop Deployment
> World news.
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> President Jacques Chirac announced today that France would be deploying
> two elite units of French troops to Iraq in the event of war.  Five
> hundred crack troops from the 42nd Groupement d' Instruction en
> Abandonment (42nd Surrender Instruction Group) are mobilizing to assist
> the Iraqi Army in the finer points of military surrender.
>
>
> "The immediate capitulation of an armed force is a delicate and intricate
> tactic in which we French have much experience." said Defense Ministry
> spokesperson General de Armee Francois-Phillippe Hommes de Petit-Pommes.
>
>
> "There is a certain protocol in laying down your arms or fleeing the
> battlefield. To wave the white flag while remaining pompous and
> insufferable requires experience and training.
>
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> The French Army believes it is second to none in the fine art of
> surrendering quickly. The record of our armed forces in that area speaks
> for itself.  The Iraqi performance in giving up without a fight during the
> last Gulf War was slip-shod.  We hope to improve their level of surrender
> execution for the next war."
>
>
> General Hommes de Petit-Pommes further announced that 1,000 advisors from
> the Regiment de Collaborateurs Francais will also be dispatched to Iraq to
> assist the Iraqi people in colloborating effectively with any occupation
> force.
>
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