Warning : same as previous mail, OT, no offense meant, etc.

Adam had almost completed the Creation of the Universe when he realized he
still had two items in His bag. So He decided to give one each to Adam and
Eve.

He described the first item as an article allowing his/her owner to pee
while standing up. "It's a very, very practical device", the Lord said, "and
I was wondering whether one of you would be happy to have it".

Adam began to jump around all over the place. "Oh please, Lord Almighty,
please ... I beg you, give it to me, please. It sounds so much fun, and,
besides, only a man should ever be able to do such a thing".

Eve, smiling, said to God that, if Adam was so eager to obtain The Device,
she would be happy to leave it to him.

And God gave Adam the device enabling him to pee upright and that had
enthralled him so much.

Adam aimed at the bottom of a tree, then he wrote his name in the sand, and
he was laughed out with the happiness to have been endowed with such a funny
new toy.

Eve and God watched him play for an instant, then God said :

- Well, here is the remaining item, Eve. I suppose you can have it, then.
- How is it called ? asked Eve.
- A brain.
Christian Lheureux
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