Job security for DBAs. Lots of them.

And a few book authors.

The DBMS equivalent of one-size-fits-all clothing.

The digital equivalent of the base that you add flavor to, to get a shake at
a fast food restaurant.

The beginning of a top ten list?

Greg Stigers
http://www.cgiusa.com

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Shahan, Ray [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Wednesday, February 19, 2003 5:23 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: DB nightmares
>
>
> Just took at look at the 'Oracle 8i, The Complete
> Reference'...ugh!  Damn
> near need a fork lift to move the *&^%$ thing!!
>
> I then went to the shelf to pull the trusty old Image
> manual...looked at the
> Oracle manual, then the Image manual again...absolutely
> disgusting!  I mean,
> what the hell have they created?
>
> Ray Shahan
>
> "Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans",
> John Lennon

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