> A guy was sitting calmly in an airplane when another guy took the seat
> beside him. The new guy was a wreck -- pale, hands shaking, biting his
> nails and moaning in fear. "Hey, pal, what's the matter?" the first guy
> asked. "Omigod I've been transferred to Los Angeles", the second answered.
> "They've got race riots, drugs, the highest crime rate in the world,
> smugglers, aliens..." "Hold on," said the first. "I've been in Los Angeles
> all my life, and its not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to
> work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's
> as safe as anywhere in the world." The second guy stopped shaking for a
> moment and said "Oh, thank God. I was worried to death, but if you live
> there and you say it's okay, I'll take your word for it.  By the way, what
> do you do for a living?" "Me?" said the first guy.  "I'm a tail gunner on
> a Budweiser truck."
>
>
>
Sorry, I couldn't resist  :)

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