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Christian Lheureux <[log in to unmask]>
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Ah, I love that one !!!!!

Speaking of puns, do you know the difference between a woman in a church (or
whatever your religion, creed, belief, system of values, philosophy, or lack
thereof dictates you call the worship place of your choice) and a woman in
her bath ?

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Christian Lheureux
Responsable du Département Systèmes et Réseaux / Head of Systems and
Networks Department
APPIC R.H.
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> -----Message d'origine-----
> De : HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]]De la
> part de rosenblatt, joseph
> Envoyé : lundi 23 décembre 2002 14:36
> À : [log in to unmask]
> Objet : [HP3000-L] OT: Speaking of Humor
>
>
> The driver of a huge tractor-trailer lost control of his rig
> and plowed into
> an empty tollbooth smashing it to pieces. Within minutes,
> another truck
> pulled up and out hopped a crew of workers. The men picked up
> each broken
> piece of the former tollbooth and spread some kind of creamy
> substance on
> it. Then they began fitting the pieces together. In less than
> ten minutes,
> they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and good as new.
> "Astonishing,"
> the truck driver said to the crew chief. "What was that white
> stuff you used
> to get all of the pieces together?"
> The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste."
>
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