Divorcing After 45 Years -

 An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to
 ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are
 divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
 "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
 "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.
 "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
 call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

 Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck
 they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She
 calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT
 getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling
 my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a
 thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

 The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
 "Okay," he says, "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own
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