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October 2002, Week 3

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OT: Wednesday Humor
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De-elect Gee Dumb Ya in 2004 <[log in to unmask]>
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De-elect Gee Dumb Ya in 2004 <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 16 Oct 2002 11:37:20 -0400
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An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
 take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for
 work in six weeks."

A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one
 person,put it in another, and have him looking for work in four  weeks."


 A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can
 take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both
 looking for work in two weeks."

 The American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind,  we
 just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White  House,
and now half the country is looking for work

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