Since people seem to be amused with lists, here's one of my own.

Ken Dryden



You know when you're in Chattanooga when...

You gripe about a five minute delay on the interstate, yet willingly wait
over an hour for a table at a chain restaurant around Hamilton Place...

You're devoted to the Tennessee Vols football, though no one in your family
has ever attended UT...

You lived within the city limits for several years before you were aware you
were supposed to have a city sticker for your car....

You actually believe that Speaker Naifeh's proposed state income tax will
result in a net decrease in your taxes, even though your family income is
overly $60,000 annually...

You gripe about ignorant local politicians, but only vote during presidential
elections...

You take the time to read lists like this one, and even compose one of your
own...

Ken Dryden