Yigal,

Congratulations for creating this Hillbilly Medical Terms.  It is clearly a
work of great ingenuity.
Can I forward it to my friends?

Aniekan.

At 11:55 AM 5/29/2002 -0400, you wrote:
>Subject: Hillbilly Medicine
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>Benign................What you be after you be eight.
>Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria.
>Barium.................What you do with dead folks.
>Cesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome.
>Catscan................Searching for the cat.
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>Cauterize..........Made eye contact with her.
>Colic...............A sheep dog.
>Coma...............A punctuation mark.
>D&C................Where Washington is.
>Dilate.............To live longer than your kids do.
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>Enema.............Not a friend.
>Fester............Quicker than someone else.
>Fibula............A small lie.
>G.I.Series.........World Series of military baseball.
>Hangnail...........What you hang your coat on.
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>Impotent...........Distinguished, well known.
>Labor Pain..........Getting hurt at work.
>Morbid..............A higher offer than I bid.
>Nitrates............Cheaper than day rates.
>Medical Staff.......A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
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>Node....................I knew it.
>Outpatient..............A person who has fainted.
>Pap Smear................A fatherhood test.
>Pelvis...................Second cousin to Elvis.
>Post Operative...........A letter carrier.
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>Recovery Room....Place to do upholstery.
>Secretion.......Hiding something
>Tablet..........A small table to change babies on.
>Seizure..........Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
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>Terminal Illness....Getting sick at the train station.
>Tumor...............More than one.
>Urine...............Opposite of mine.
>Varicose............Near by
>Hospital............The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed
>warehouse or Franks lumber mill.
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>Dr. Yigal Levin
>Dept. of Philosophy and Religion
>University of Tennessee at Chattanooga
>615 McCallie Avenue
>Chattanooga TN 37403-2598
>U.S.A.


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