Mike Church ([log in to unmask]) wrote:
: Latest Developments

: U.S. Jets Target Retreating Taliban, and Cupertino

: (AP) - The northern alliance moved Wednesday to consolidate its grip on
: Kabul and are advancing toward Cupertino, taking over key posts and
: ministries and giving a pledge to support continued broad-based MPE
: development.

: Forced to retreat south, Carly is reportedly struggling to prevent the
: merger from disintegrating.

: mc...

The jets then need to head North to Redmond, where the Evil Empire's new
army is celebrating its victory over the DoJ's tepid anti-trust action.
The army will be easily recognized by this picture:

   http://www.enemy.org/gallery/gatus/uber-gates.jpg

The Evil Empire may soon control a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier:

   http://www.gcn.com/vol19_no27/dod/2868-1.html
   Navy carrier to run Win 2000

--Jerry Leslie

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