A buddy of mine is a local police detective.  Last Friday afternoon one
of the patrolman in his department pulled a lady over for speeding.  As he
was standing outside her car checking her license he couldn't help but
notice the undressed badly bruised gun shot wound in her leg.  He ask her
to step out of the car.  She was hopping pretty good.  He asked her about
the clearly visible hole in her thigh.  She explained that a few days
before she and her boy friend were playing with a gun and it went off
"accidently" shooting her in the leg.  The bullet enter the front of the
thigh and exited on the back missing the bone and artery.  She wasn't too
concerned as the bullet had exited and she was putting salve on the wound
and didn't see a need to see a doctor.....or apply a bandage.....or wear
long pants (it is hot this time of year.).

Does this fit the criteria of this thread?

Dive safe,

/Don