And is still a major family argument as to who owns the car on the concrete
blocks!
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Jim McCoy [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Monday, April 09, 2001 1:23 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: OT: Monday Humor
>
> Not being able to drive anywhere because the car is on concrete blocks in
> front the mobile home:
>
> _ Arkansas
> _ Kentucky
> _ West Virginia
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: John Hurt <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Monday, April 09, 2001 2:18 PM
> Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: Monday Humor
>
>
> > 18. Driving a Class A motor home - pulling a Suzuki Samari, wearing
> shorts
> > exposing lily white legs, steering with same while reading a map and
> holding
> > a Shiner Bock, and talking on CB while also telling momma you would like
> for
> > her to make you a ham and cheese sandwich, extra mayo - Minnesota
> (heading
> > for Oklahoma)
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On
> > Behalf Of Wesley Setree
> > Sent: Monday, April 09, 2001 1:08 PM
> > To: [log in to unmask]
> > Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: Monday Humor
> >
> >
> > 16 or 17. One hand on wheel, same hand holding a coffee, other hand
> holding
> > a
> > day planner, cradling cell phone, creaping ever so slowly along the
> > interstate
> > and rubber-necking to see who crashed in the opposite direction -
> ATLANTA
> >
> > >>> "Shahan, Ray" <[log in to unmask]> 04/09 1:32 PM >>>
> > Passenger's drunken hand on wheel, driver downing another "Generic"
> brand
> > beer (using the shotgun method), broken out tail light, plumes of
> choking
> > blue exhaust from muffler dragging on pavement, severely cracked
> windshield,
> > and alternating between shoulder of road, and slow lane...El Paso Texas.
> >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Barry Durand [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> > > Sent: Monday, April 09, 2001 12:26 PM
> > > To: [log in to unmask]
> > > Subject: Re: OT: Monday Humor
> > >
> > > 14. One hand on the wheel, the other holding a
> > > daiquiri from the nearest drive-thru daiquiri place.
> > > Tail-gating, cutting in and out of traffic without
> > > using a signal: NEW ORLEANS
> > >
> > > 15. #10 plus boots hanging upside down between cab and
> > > bed of truck: RURAL SOUTH LOUISIANA
> > >
> > > Yes, I am serious about the drive-thru daiquiri place!
> > >
> > >
> > > From: Peter Osborne <[log in to unmask]>
> > >
> > > 13. One Hand on the wheel, One hand holding a Tim Horton's Coffee,
> Head
> > > Pinching a cell against your shoulder, going 150km/h in the middle
> lane
> of
> > > Hwy 401 while "Maniacs" zip by at 170km/h: CANADA
> > >
> > > On April 9, 2001 09:19 am, Jim Phillips wrote:
> > > > Forwarded from a lister who wishes to remain anonymous:
> > > >
> > > > HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:
> > > >
> > > > 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
> > > >
> > > > 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK
> > > >
> > > > 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all
> lanes
> > > of
> > > > traffic: NEW JERSEY
> > > >
> > > > 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
> > > accelerator:
> > > > BOSTON
> > > >
> > > > 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
> > > > cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES
> > > >
> > > > 6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
> > > > terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA
> > > >
> > > > 7. Waving at everyone that you pass, eating a moon pie,sipping an
> RC,
> > > > smiling and chewing and talking to yourself. TENNESSEE
> > > >
> > > > 8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel,
> cradling
> > > cell
> > > > phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering
> wheel
> > > > while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE
> > > >
> > > > 9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
> > > both
> > > > feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing
> > > McDonald's
> > > > bag out the window: TEXAS
> > > >
> > > > 10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
> beer
> > > > cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA
> > > >
> > > > 11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
> windshield,
> > > > driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker
> on:
> > > > FLORIDA
> > > >
> > > > 12. Knee up against steering wheel, one hand on Tim Horton's coffee
> cup,
> > > > cell phone in ear, tailgating w/accelerator to the floor , applying
> > > > makeup/doing crossword puzzle/reading morning Free Press, knocking
> down
> > > > orange barrels, changing lanes without turn signals : MICHIGAN
> > > >
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> > > ------- End of forwarded message -------
> > > ------------------------------------------
> > > Barry Durand [log in to unmask]
> > > Allegro Consultants 408.252.2330
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