Not being able to drive anywhere because the car is on concrete blocks in
front the mobile home:
_ Arkansas
_ Kentucky
_ West Virginia
----- Original Message -----
From: John Hurt <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Monday, April 09, 2001 2:18 PM
Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: Monday Humor
> 18. Driving a Class A motor home - pulling a Suzuki Samari, wearing shorts
> exposing lily white legs, steering with same while reading a map and
holding
> a Shiner Bock, and talking on CB while also telling momma you would like
for
> her to make you a ham and cheese sandwich, extra mayo - Minnesota (heading
> for Oklahoma)
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On
> Behalf Of Wesley Setree
> Sent: Monday, April 09, 2001 1:08 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: Monday Humor
>
>
> 16 or 17. One hand on wheel, same hand holding a coffee, other hand
holding
> a
> day planner, cradling cell phone, creaping ever so slowly along the
> interstate
> and rubber-necking to see who crashed in the opposite direction - ATLANTA
>
> >>> "Shahan, Ray" <[log in to unmask]> 04/09 1:32 PM >>>
> Passenger's drunken hand on wheel, driver downing another "Generic" brand
> beer (using the shotgun method), broken out tail light, plumes of choking
> blue exhaust from muffler dragging on pavement, severely cracked
windshield,
> and alternating between shoulder of road, and slow lane...El Paso Texas.
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Barry Durand [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> > Sent: Monday, April 09, 2001 12:26 PM
> > To: [log in to unmask]
> > Subject: Re: OT: Monday Humor
> >
> > 14. One hand on the wheel, the other holding a
> > daiquiri from the nearest drive-thru daiquiri place.
> > Tail-gating, cutting in and out of traffic without
> > using a signal: NEW ORLEANS
> >
> > 15. #10 plus boots hanging upside down between cab and
> > bed of truck: RURAL SOUTH LOUISIANA
> >
> > Yes, I am serious about the drive-thru daiquiri place!
> >
> >
> > From: Peter Osborne <[log in to unmask]>
> >
> > 13. One Hand on the wheel, One hand holding a Tim Horton's Coffee, Head
> > Pinching a cell against your shoulder, going 150km/h in the middle lane
of
> > Hwy 401 while "Maniacs" zip by at 170km/h: CANADA
> >
> > On April 9, 2001 09:19 am, Jim Phillips wrote:
> > > Forwarded from a lister who wishes to remain anonymous:
> > >
> > > HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:
> > >
> > > 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
> > >
> > > 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK
> > >
> > > 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes
> > of
> > > traffic: NEW JERSEY
> > >
> > > 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
> > accelerator:
> > > BOSTON
> > >
> > > 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
> > > cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES
> > >
> > > 6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
> > > terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA
> > >
> > > 7. Waving at everyone that you pass, eating a moon pie,sipping an
RC,
> > > smiling and chewing and talking to yourself. TENNESSEE
> > >
> > > 8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling
> > cell
> > > phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering
wheel
> > > while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE
> > >
> > > 9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
> > both
> > > feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing
> > McDonald's
> > > bag out the window: TEXAS
> > >
> > > 10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer
> > > cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA
> > >
> > > 11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
windshield,
> > > driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker
on:
> > > FLORIDA
> > >
> > > 12. Knee up against steering wheel, one hand on Tim Horton's coffee
cup,
> > > cell phone in ear, tailgating w/accelerator to the floor , applying
> > > makeup/doing crossword puzzle/reading morning Free Press, knocking
down
> > > orange barrels, changing lanes without turn signals : MICHIGAN
> > >
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> > ------- End of forwarded message -------
> > ------------------------------------------
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