Evan writes:
> With all due respect, I must state that the base of my existence
> can pretty much be summed up using the "MPE/iX Quick Reference
> Guide", and the the "HP FORTRAN 77/iX Reference" - more
> specifically the $FTN3000_66 and $HP3000_16 compiler
> directives :-)

Of course all good FORTRAN programmers know that:

         GOD is REAL

  (unless declared INTEGER)

G.