Doggone it, you really had me going with that first sentence!  Then I read the
rest of it and realized it was a joke.  You shouldn't get my hopes up like that
-- it's cruel.  :-)





"Sohrt, Jeff" <[log in to unmask]> on 01/24/2001 01:31:39 PM

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Subject:  Re: [HP3000-L] Microsoft down?



Judge Jackson ordered (notwithstanding the appeal) that Microsoft close its
doors permanently until Bill straightens up his attitude.  Apparenly he's
been acting like a frustrated child on newsgroups such as the 3k list
server, claiming that he'll hold his breath until he turns blue or until the
Microsoft stock exceeds $80 per share again.


>
> Is it just me or is Microsoft down?  I haven't been able to
> view any of their pages all day!
>