Judge Jackson ordered (notwithstanding the appeal) that Microsoft close its
doors permanently until Bill straightens up his attitude.  Apparenly he's
been acting like a frustrated child on newsgroups such as the 3k list
server, claiming that he'll hold his breath until he turns blue or until the
Microsoft stock exceeds $80 per share again.


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> Is it just me or is Microsoft down?  I haven't been able to
> view any of their pages all day!
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