Greg,

> Bush: I've passed thirteen times more drug and roadside sobriety tests than
>  Al Gore.

I think you've got these two guys backwards. Either that or you missed G.W.'s
early history. He's the one with the drunk driving arrest record -- and
threats from Laura that she was going to divorce him if he didn't sober up.


>  Gore: I've written, read, and own thirteen times more books than George W.
>  Bush.

13,000 times would be a closer estimate, I suspect. Real Texans don't read no
stinkin' books.

Wirt Atmar